How the Democrats will get dead people to vote for Hillary

Scene: Shady Grove Cemetery, Tallahassee, Florida. Nighttime. An office – darkened, no light except for the moon through the window. A desk with chair, filing cabinets. The desk is littered with files scattered haphazardly. The room is empty, except for the ticking of a grandfather clock. Suddenly: SMASH The sound of a window breaking. Scraping noises, thuds, muffled voices. Voice #1: Be quiet, you idiot! Voice #2: I’m sorry, Mistress. A floorboard creaks. The clock ticks. A shaft of light stabs through the darkness of the office: a flashlight beam. The light illuminates two figures who have just broken into the cemetery office: Huma Abedin, Hillary Clinton’s assistant, and her assistant, Ralphie, a hideously-deformed hunchback utterly devoted to his Mistress, Abedin. Voice #1, Huma Abedin: …